A pub landlord is shutting up for the night when there is a knock at the door. When he answers, a....
My girlfriend is a porn star.
She is going to be so pissed off when she finds out.....
A girl in a bar said to me, "I wouldn't fuck you if you were the last person alive."
Leaning....
I was in the pub last night when one of the regulars, a big headed twat, came up to me talking shit....
I'm really into Polish women. Every night I go out dressed as Germany and invade them.....
