1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.

2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances:
(a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master.
(b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her Blouse.
(c) After wrecking your bosss car.
(d) When she is using her teeth.
3: Any man who brings a camera to a stag night may be legally killed and eaten by his friends.
4: If youve known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her.
5: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a mates fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.
6: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your mates birthday is strictly optional. At that point, you must celebrate at a strip bar of the birthday boys choice.
7: In the mini-bus, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.
8: When stumbling upon other blokes watching a sporting event, you may ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask whos playing.
9: You may f@rt in front of a woman only after you have brought her to climax. If you trap her head under the covers for the purpose of flatulent entertainment (commonly known as a Dutch oven), shes officially your girlfriend.
10: It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when youre sunning on a tropical beach ... and its delivered by a topless model and only when its free.
11: Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to kick another guy in the nuts.
12: Unless youre in prison, never fight naked.
13: Friends dont let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.
14: If a mans fly is down, thats his problem, you didnt see anything.
15: Women who claim they love to watch sports must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge...[View All]