My girlfriend is a porn star.
She is going to be so pissed off when she finds out.....
The judge says to a double-homicide defendant, "You're charged with beating your wife to death with....
A pub landlord is shutting up for the night when there is a knock at the door. When he answers, a....
A girl in a bar said to me, "I wouldn't fuck you if you were the last person alive."
Leaning....
A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide.
The librarian says; "Fuck off, you....
