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November 30, 2009 - 5:57pm in Girlfirend / Wife by rexman
A girl in a bar said to me, "I wouldn't fuck you if you were the last person alive."

Leaning over and whispering, I replied, "But who would be around to stop me?"

Wiped the smug look off her face.
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